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UPDATE before you MUCKRAKE!

Alright, so this blog has gone criminally unupdated for almost two months (1/6 of a year) and there's a very good reason for that: nothing has happened.

Oh sure, you might be seeing right through my hyperbole like so many protective sheets residing over a multitude of Kraft All-American singles, but allow me to extrapolate.

This blog (or clog, rather) was created to give a play-by-play of the recording, production of my super new album that was supposed to be released on August 14th, my forthcoming 21st birthday. Unforseen obstacles (I forgot that school is hard, rapping is hard, and that everyone I know is self-center, slow and pathetic and can't keep-up with my obligation to never ever do anything wrong, ever) as well as a series of personal setbacks and family emergencies have brought this progress to a screeching halt.

As a result, there has not been much to report. I had this idea to reveal a little more of the album each week, but it was not to be. Thus, this Clog is officially reborn as a place for my opinions to be read by everyone who has ever been on the intraweb evar.

Grab the kids, it's GAMETIME!